Loverboy - The Goalie - Vibrating 8 Inch Realistic Dildo
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He carries a big stick and knows how to use it.
The Loverboy Goalie by Blush Novelties comes in at 8 inches of man meat and he knows how to use it.
This 8 inch realistic vibrating dong is equipped with an adjustable remote controlled vibrator.
Measuring almost 2 inches thick this realistic vibrating dildo will fill you up.
The suction cup dildo will stick on any smooth flat surface, so you can go for a ride. This realistic dildo is also harness compatible.
•POWER - Powerful Vibrations. Multiple Adjustable Speed Settings Conveniently Controlled By A Twist Of The Dial On The Remote Controller
•PERFECT - Sized Perfectly For The Average Player
•VERSATILE - The Suction Cup Base Will Stick To Almost Any Smooth Flat Non Porous Surface And Is Harness and Strap On Compatible
•PEACE OF MIND - Made of Body Safe Non Porous PVC. Contains No Synthetic Fragrance, Phthalate, Paraffins or Latex. It Meets Or Exceeds International Product Safety Standards. It’s Your Body Be Mindful Of What You Put In It.
•SIZE - 8 Inch Length x 6.25 Insertable Inches x 1.75 Inch Width
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Shipping from United States
1-3 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations
Just contact me within: 3 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 3 days of purchase
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
Questions about your order?
Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Frequently Asked Questions
Custom and personalized orders
If you’re looking for something custom, you’ve come to the right place!
Message us through our contact page, shoot us a message through Etsy OR email us at firstname.lastname@example.org
Once we discuss the details, we’ll send you a check out link and get going on your order!
Note: All custom orders have an added processing time of 1-2 weeks so please bare with us.
All of our handmade gear can be custom sized.
Harnesses- Most harnesses require you to just give us your chest measurement.
What we’re looking for is the diameter (all the way around) the widest part of your chest.
Chokers- We have a standard size for all collars/chokers but if you’re looking for something bigger or smaller just enter your neck measurement at checkout
*Please add your measurements while placing your order, we don’t want to have to hunt you don’t for it
How Strong are DDHarnesses?
Most of our vegan friendly harnesses made of polypropylene have a 450lb breaking strength.
Others are made of polyester have a 3,000lb breaking strength.
You can request a certain material BEFORE placing your order if you’d like. Just let us know, it may change the price so again please ask BEFORE ordering
The Edges Of My Harness Are Fraying, What Do I Do?
Both polypropylene and polyester have a low melting point. If the edges of your harness ever fray, simply take a lighter and melt the frayed pieces (carefully)
Are DDHarnesses Waterproof?
Short answer: YES!
All of our “vegan friendly” harnesses are made of either polypropylene, or polyester webbing, which means they are 100% water proof. The only harness that is not is our Genuine Leather Harness.